Yoshi did nothing wrong Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,775thMost Stationary: 1,972nd
The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population21.241 billion

CapitalNew Super Mario City
LeaderMario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
FaithSports and Video Games Religion


The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of Duracell is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 21.241 billion Duracellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Mario City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Duracellian economy, worth a remarkable 3,757 trillion Yoshis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,876 Yoshis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Duracellian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duracell's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sports and Video Games Religion.

Duracell is ranked 89,980th in the world and 3,590th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,146.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,775thMost Stationary: 1,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,281stBest Weather: 2,643rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,683rdMost Influential: 2,934thMost Devout: 3,018thMost Cultured: 3,437thLowest Crime Rates: 3,737thHighest Economic Output: 4,168thMost Developed: 4,266thSafest: 4,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,961stHighest Food Quality: 5,548thLargest Governments: 5,722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,220thSmartest Citizens: 6,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,780thMost Efficient Economies: 8,132ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,735thLargest Populations: 8,901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,141stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,929thNicest Citizens: 11,967thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,804thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,844thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,952ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,967th
Most Stationary: 30th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Devout: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionSafest: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 162nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 165th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 211th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 236th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 243rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 247th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 279th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 308th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 329th in the regionNicest Citizens: 402nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 440th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 459th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 478th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 482nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 553rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 674th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 832nd in the regionMost Average: 944th in the region

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