The Republic of Adolanta is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mondius with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.848 billion Adolantans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adolantis City. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adolantan economy, worth a remarkable 4,676 trillion Pingas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,119 Pingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's always rabbit season, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolanta's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Adolanta is ranked 188,211^th in the world and 3,389^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 7.35 flags saluted per person per day.