The Republic of Adolanta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mondius with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.742 billion Adolantans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adolantis City. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adolantan economy, worth a remarkable 3,334 trillion Pingas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,921 Pingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's always rabbit season, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolanta's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Adolanta is ranked 198,651^st in the world and 7,842^nd in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 18.79 Insults Per Minute.