The Republic of Adolanta is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mondius with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.576 billion Adolantans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adolantis City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adolantan economy, worth a remarkable 4,520 trillion Pingas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,931 Pingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's always rabbit season, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolanta's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Adolanta is ranked 281,553^rd in the world and 4,974^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -366.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.