Everything In Moderation
Most Rebellious Youth: 153rdMost Cultured: 236thLargest Publishing Industry: 302nd
The Ancient City-State of
Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population19.969 billion

FaithThe Pantheon of the Annunaki


The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alulim with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 19.969 billion Lyontisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumer. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyontisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,169 trillion Crops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 308,974 Crops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lyontisia's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Annunaki.

Lyontisia is ranked 33,789th in the world and 918th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 82.97 Insults Per Minute.

Most Rebellious Youth: 153rdMost Cultured: 236thLargest Publishing Industry: 302ndMost Efficient Economies: 410thSmartest Citizens: 552ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 613thHighest Poor Incomes: 691stLargest Welfare Programs: 747thMost Subsidized Industry: 749thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 817thLeast Corrupt Governments: 830thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 896thLargest Governments: 929thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,140thHighest Economic Output: 1,226thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,323rdMost Stationary: 1,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,428thHighest Crime Rates: 1,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,554thHighest Average Incomes: 1,803rdMost Influential: 1,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,873rdMost Developed: 2,047thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,569thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,686thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,540thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,829thMost Pacifist: 3,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,983rdMost Inclusive: 5,879thLargest Populations: 6,558thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,338thNudest: 9,516thMost Secular: 10,562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,739thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,253rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,710thHighest Drug Use: 17,156thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,007th
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 113th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionMost Pacifist: 140th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 191st in the regionMost Inclusive: 195th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 242nd in the regionNudest: 266th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 292nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 299th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 360th in the regionMost Secular: 375th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 451st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579th in the regionMost Armed: 767th in the region

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