The Allied States of Blobbo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Mama with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.859 billion Blobboans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinleaf. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobboan economy, worth a remarkable 3,135 trillion Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,905 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, all you have to do is pray to get into Blobbo, and daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite. Crime is totally unknown. Blobbo's national animal is the Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobbo is ranked 271,231^st in the world and 4,367^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.