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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,048thMost Influential: 1,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,717th
The Allied States of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population14.598 billion

LeaderBilly Bobkins


The Allied States of Blobbo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Billy Bobkins with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.598 billion Blobboans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinleaf. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The powerhouse Blobboan economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,312 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Blobboan language, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and Blobbo's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobbo's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobbo is ranked 2,165th in the world and 66th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 26.99 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,048thMost Influential: 1,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,717thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,800thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,839thBest Weather: 1,900thMost Pacifist: 2,056thHealthiest Citizens: 2,165thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,181stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,384thNicest Citizens: 2,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,584thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,626thHighest Food Quality: 2,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,115thMost Inclusive: 3,210thMost Cultured: 3,597thSafest: 3,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,011thSmartest Citizens: 5,291stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,652ndLargest Governments: 6,120thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,539thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,648thHighest Economic Output: 8,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,239thLowest Crime Rates: 10,754thNudest: 11,862ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,970thMost Secular: 15,215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,118thMost Developed: 17,278thLargest Populations: 20,561stMost Income Equality: 22,677th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 119th in the regionSafest: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionLargest Populations: 155th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rd in the regionNudest: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 304th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 315th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 373rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 451st in the regionMost Secular: 479th in the regionMost Developed: 480th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 779th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 790th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 808th in the regionMost Stationary: 864th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 992nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 996th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blobbo was endorsed by The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
  • : Blobbo was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Melitalcoland.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobbo, Blobbo's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobbo, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Blobbo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Following new legislation in Blobbo, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Blobbo was endorsed by The Heavenly Orphan Obliterator of Azureano.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobbo, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Blobboan language.
  • : Blobbo was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Blobbo, rumor has it that Billy Bobkins has won three lotteries in a row.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 179 » Pakitsk, Elejamie, Coruh, Modra, Bai Lung, Unger under over, Asendavia, Brotherland, A mean old man, Dravida India, Enlil, Dragonia, VW53Aland, New Leganes, Wakeopolis, Layngderfleethe, Debluu, Oofery, Kaigi, Axdel, Adavan, A Slanted Black Stripe, Dannemarie, FreedomIand, Marrabuk, Goodnamesarerare, East Malaysia, Slys Paws, Cacnesia, BearStackof2015, Drunken Seal Islands, Federated States of Zootron, Kangarawa, Talitoa, Headpat Central, Rainbow Vests, United China Nation, Dragons Blood, Kyrtizhan, Kriov, Wiranath, CheeseBurrito, Eastern Alksearia, North Bernia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, West Nagato, Spiruvania, Ridann, and 129 others.ArenaC, Vessarlian, From New World, Lyontisia, Seri Tai Republic, Freedomindia, Harro Waarudho, Valkyron Union, The Armed Savages, Jamitri, Lingu, Adolanta, Catlovenia, Nythi, Kelssek, Dahom, Under Upper Antartica, Lanagon, 3 14159265358979323846264, Rhealaliit, Fellon, Aquyia, Anfair, Slonful, Albrook, Aivintis, Formaro, ReeK, Hizuru, The Empire of Rijelv, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, British Calradia, Sandboxford, Canadian Technocrats, Stellar Colonies, Centrical Union, Distro-Spartica, The Solar Ottomans, Empire of Dabiristan, Kalaratri, Roliganistan, Monezambique, Auslivia, Arkantis, Sandsepol, Caymarnia, Preat, Fontesia, Janoobi Jazair, Aeljae, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Katyunon, Clarence-Voslage, Lorynia, Impia Aghte, Casillo y Real, Kurogasa, Konneticut, Singapore3, Wanabe, Isahaak, New Bradenia Ghost, Chalan, The united republican democratic states, Republic of Restaks, Arcadiam, Fanderia, Great Jian, Iodinia, Romanoddle Republic, East Deslang, Abtracnt, Zang0, The Great Andes, Perah, Land of Corporations, Durne, Mardom, Chorizos, Thurland, Evrigenis, The Soviet Texas Union, Agave, The BlackCountry, Blobon, Tofoon, Cymru Broadcasters, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Rikos Isles, Lundenia, North Atlantis, Kingdom of Hapsteld, New Tokyo-3 City, Bogliqia, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Money for ever, Nevertopia, Vaskeden, Tassirion, Hosoven, Barfleur, Verconia, The Marlands, Neo-Western East Korea, Indamish, United Commonwealth of American States, Xogunato Tokugawa, Labavaria, Merlovich, Tyrosalem, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Nociav, Middle Pitburn, FREEHELL, Frankinstan, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Isole Ionie, Estande, Chesstitans, Yomgo, Order of the Saint Dumas, West Swedania, Trimmania, New Sandsnionion, Sen Jast, Azureano, Melitalcoland, and Loreintor.