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Peace and Justice
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,528thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,980thMost Influential: 3,092nd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Slonful

Population9.589 billion

Currencydollar
Animalpenguin

The Federal Republic of Slonful is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 9.589 billion Slonfulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Slonfulian economy, worth 661 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,959 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slonful's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slonful is ranked 10,044th in the world and 315th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.76 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,528thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,980thMost Influential: 3,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,010thTop
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Best Weather: 13,039thMost Stationary: 13,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,883rdMost Pacifist: 20,116thHighest Food Quality: 20,622ndLargest Black Market: 21,050thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,263rdSmartest Citizens: 22,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,567thMost Inclusive: 23,775thLowest Crime Rates: 25,425th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 169th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 186th in the regionMost Stationary: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 246th in the regionLargest Populations: 291st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 392nd in the regionBest Weather: 406th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 408th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 422nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 425th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 471st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 599th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 605th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 646th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 653rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 667th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 694th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 710th in the regionMost Average: 749th in the regionMost Pacifist: 789th in the regionMost Inclusive: 796th in the regionMost Cultured: 812th in the regionMost Developed: 874th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 929th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slonful was endorsed by The Republic of TheHurricane.
  • : Slonful voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Slonful was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".

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