The Federal Republic of Slonful is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 14.811 billion Slonfulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slonfulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,321 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slonful's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slonful is ranked 59,218^th in the world and 931^st in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 99,321.79 Standard Monetary Units.