We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Most Compassionate Citizens: 159thNicest Citizens: 183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 198th
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Headpat Central

Population8.214 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.214 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,632 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 8,602nd in the world and 143rd in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,951 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 159thNicest Citizens: 183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 201stMost Inclusive: 205thMost Pacifist: 217thMost Developed: 370thHealthiest Citizens: 401stLongest Average Lifespans: 416thBest Weather: 432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 536thSafest: 593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 728thMost Cultured: 748thSmartest Citizens: 815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 816thLargest Welfare Programs: 995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,150thLowest Crime Rates: 1,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,301stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,344thLargest Governments: 1,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,734thMost Influential: 1,862ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,924thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,635thHighest Average Incomes: 4,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,425thHighest Economic Output: 8,602ndMost Secular: 11,356thTop
Most Stationary: 13,683rd
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 175th in the regionMost Stationary: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 192nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 201st in the regionLargest Populations: 292nd in the regionMost Secular: 397th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 685th in the region

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