We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Most Compassionate Citizens: 147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 155thNicest Citizens: 169th
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Headpat Central

Population10.981 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.981 billion Headpat Centralians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 2,814 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 256,337 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and government policy is dictated by a major religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 250,940th in the world and 11,137th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 155thNicest Citizens: 169thMost Pacifist: 192ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 195thMost Inclusive: 201stHighest Food Quality: 275thMost Developed: 338thHealthiest Citizens: 368thLongest Average Lifespans: 369thBest Weather: 411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 454thSafest: 487thMost Cultured: 633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 659thSmartest Citizens: 703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 736thLargest Welfare Programs: 848thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,025thLowest Crime Rates: 1,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,033rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,187thLargest Governments: 1,198thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,522ndMost Influential: 1,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,444thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,120thHighest Economic Output: 6,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,556thMost Secular: 9,912thMost Patriotic: 10,271stMost Stationary: 11,424thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,415th
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 158th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 238th in the regionMost Patriotic: 241st in the regionMost Secular: 313th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 769th in the regionNudest: 839th in the regionMost Income Equality: 861st in the region

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