The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.915 billion Headpat Centralians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 5,331 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 267,693 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bureaucratic class continues to multiply, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 680^th in the world and 14^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,865.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.