The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.214 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,632 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 8,602^nd in the world and 143^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,951 trillion Standard Monetary Units.