The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.861 billion Headpat Centralians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 5,316 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 267,693 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bureaucratic class continues to multiply, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 246,161^st in the world and 1,649^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 200 billion Standard Monetary Units.