We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Most Compassionate Citizens: 159thNicest Citizens: 190thMost Inclusive: 215th
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Headpat Central

Population6.549 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.549 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 227,878 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and Headpat Centralian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 206,388th in the world and 8,075th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -786.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 159thNicest Citizens: 190thMost Inclusive: 215thMost Pacifist: 221stLeast Corrupt Governments: 227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 228thSafest: 318thMost Developed: 420thHealthiest Citizens: 457thLongest Average Lifespans: 472ndBest Weather: 493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 497thMost Beautiful Environments: 648thLargest Publishing Industry: 787thMost Cultured: 862ndLowest Crime Rates: 968thSmartest Citizens: 970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 981stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,457thLargest Governments: 1,558thMost Influential: 1,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,798thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,881stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,111thMost Efficient Economies: 3,420thHighest Average Incomes: 4,385thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,067thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,598thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,731stMost Secular: 11,104thMost Income Equality: 13,651stHighest Drug Use: 14,182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,930thMost Stationary: 15,400th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 172nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 177th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost Stationary: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 333rd in the regionNudest: 371st in the regionMost Secular: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 402nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 706th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 752nd in the region

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