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Most Influential: 2,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,810th
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New Birblands

Population5.286 billion



The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.286 billion birbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 579 trillion birbseeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,640 birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 90,374th in the world and 3,595th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,999.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 2,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,934thLargest Black Market: 9,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,003rdTop
Most Devout: 10,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,271stMost Stationary: 19,350thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,667th
Most Influential: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionLargest Black Market: 266th in the regionMost Stationary: 291st in the regionMost Devout: 322nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 411th in the regionLargest Populations: 423rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 436th in the regionMost Armed: 496th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 575th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 620th in the regionMost Developed: 644th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 712th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 767th in the regionMost Cultured: 768th in the region

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