People with a just cause Jarnet Billings
Least Corrupt Governments: 292nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 327th Nicest Citizens: 355th
The Pacific Republic of
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Population4.982 billion

LeaderJarnet Billings


The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.982 billion Talitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,531 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, Jarnet Billings's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Talitoa's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.

Talitoa is ranked 161,345th in the world and 7,091st in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 327thNicest Citizens: 355thMost Inclusive: 419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 460thMost Pacifist: 474thMost Developed: 597thSafest: 633rdLongest Average Lifespans: 716thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 732ndMost Influential: 845thBest Weather: 861stMost Beautiful Environments: 887thMost Cultured: 917thLargest Welfare Programs: 934thMost Cheerful Citizens: 936thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,033rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,283rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,504thLargest Governments: 1,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,676thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,802ndSmartest Citizens: 1,822ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,873rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,611thHighest Average Incomes: 5,230thNudest: 6,879thMost Efficient Economies: 7,983rdTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,177thMost Politically Free: 11,541stHighest Economic Output: 14,252ndMost Income Equality: 16,058th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionNudest: 148th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 190th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 224th in the regionMost Stationary: 255th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 276th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 421st in the regionMost Income Equality: 745th in the region

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