Population | 16.098 billion |
Capital | Takkatok |
Leader | Jarnet Billings |
Faith | Zelionism |
Currency | Talios |
Animal | Oarfish |
The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.098 billion Talitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,829 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,871 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, when their backs are against the walls Talitoans look out for gay men, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.
Talitoa is ranked 314,701st in the world and 5,110th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -15.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa endorsed The Republic of Far Otter.
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Republic of Far Otter.
- : Talitoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Empires Forever United".
- : Talitoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Pretrial Procedure".
- : Following new legislation in Talitoa, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
- : Following new legislation in Talitoa, when their backs are against the walls Talitoans look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in Talitoa, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
- : Following new legislation in Talitoa, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Talitoa, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 164 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Goodnamesarerare, Axdel, Drunken Seal Islands, Davinhia, Mundiferrum, Asendavia, Amjedia, ReeK, Trimmania, Euricanis, Kangarawa, Headpat Central, Tshana, Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, Ridann, Republic of Berzerkistan, Kucia, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Elejamie, Roliganistan, Enlil, Lanagon, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Slys Paws, Bai Lung, Unger under over, New Leganes, The Almighty Country, Propwash, Kalaratri, Abtracnt, Hizuru, Slongs, Kriov, Plazland, Pekweng, Under Upper Antartica, New Bradenia Ghost, Arkalarius, Iodinia, Lyontisia, Aeljae, Ripsylvania, Barfleur, Fellon, A mean old man, and 114 others.East Malaysia, Stellar Colonies, CheeseBurrito, From New World, Blobbo, Danelaw Scandinavia, Modra, Daravon, Spiruvania, ReReReRepublic, Adolanta, Aivintis, Pledonia, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Sansangra, Thurland, Kurikia, Jankono, Verconia, The Marlands, Kylondia, Tea Jol, Estande, Brethren, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, The Holy Rat, Atrocha, The Soviet Texas Union, Impia Aghte, United Citizens, The 7th Coalition of Alba, EmpireBR, Constervatania, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Sea Lions, Vilender, Marrabuk, Bobadyk, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, Azosd, Lunma Un, Royabad, Malvekia, Kublam, Akimera, Murshan, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Roissyland, Wakeopolis, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Evrigenis, Sergioica, Khusja, Connerii, Merlovich, The Foraois, Hunterdon, Dremaur, Evdon, Kuberistan, Liberatarianism, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Reynar, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The City of Philadelphia, NewImperia, Volinovia, Opyra, Kyrisland, Arleat, Azealand Isle, Washingtonian Order, Amabilis, Myehn, Order of the Saint Dumas, H-Zhena, Husseberg, Agave, Maneiras, Dragons Blood, Drakonica, Laurentrum, Debluu, Cappedore, Sokala, Allied States of Osea, Soramra, Truth and Technologies, Kaonas, Ospuze, Grand Exultia, Afrikaner South Africa, Allinburg, The Holy Caltro, Chinesasia, American-Cascadia, Maltitalerland, Alsatian Island, The Perplexed, Henren, Philville2, Recaxa, Ci Arovannea, Hieggary, Anglost, States of Arenenge, and Far Otter.