The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.846 billion Talitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,371 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Jingoistic Monarchy of Volinovia.
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Queendom of Lyonea.
- : Talitoa endorsed The Colony of New Sandsnionion.
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Colony of New Sandsnionion.
- : Talitoa endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Sarikaya Komzin.
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Caldarian.
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Sarikaya Komzin.
- : Talitoa endorsed The Republic of Piggy Piggy The Piggy.
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Republic of Piggy Piggy The Piggy.
- : Talitoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bran Astor".
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