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People with a just cause Jarnet Billings
Least Corrupt Governments: 274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 393rdNicest Citizens: 393rd
The Pacific Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Talitoa

Population10.846 billion

CapitalTakkatok
LeaderJarnet Billings
FaithZelionism

CurrencyTalios
AnimalOarfish

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.846 billion Talitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,371 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.

Talitoa is ranked 257,470th in the world and 9,750th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -26.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 393rdNicest Citizens: 393rdMost Pacifist: 413thSafest: 492ndHighest Food Quality: 521stMost Inclusive: 572ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 605thMost Beautiful Environments: 668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 676thBest Weather: 693rdMost Cultured: 720thMost Developed: 744thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 820thLongest Average Lifespans: 830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 855thLargest Welfare Programs: 879thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 944thMost Advanced Public Education: 944thHealthiest Citizens: 984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,056thLowest Crime Rates: 1,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,191stLargest Governments: 1,331stSmartest Citizens: 1,365thMost Influential: 1,519thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,170thMost Efficient Economies: 2,367thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,954thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,092ndHighest Economic Output: 7,331stNudest: 10,233rdMost Stationary: 11,368thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,870thMost Income Equality: 16,264thMost Patriotic: 18,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,399thMost Devout: 21,061st
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Stationary: 161st in the regionNudest: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 237th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 422nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 427th in the regionMost Devout: 448th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 746th in the regionMost Politically Free: 766th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 834th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 953rd in the region

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