The Confederacy of Soloriania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Sarima Keso with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.387 billion Solorianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maharon. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Solorianian economy, worth 470 trillion paras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,002 paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All facts are created equal, domestic fishermen fly the Solorianian flag out of fear of being blown up, top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soloriania's national animal is the Austral black hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soloriania is ranked 256,736^th in the world and 3,221^st in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 503.15 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.