The Stacc of BearStackof2015 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.772 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth 264 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 149,344 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, edutainment video games are taking BearStackof2015's students to the next level, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 164,885^th in the world and 7,405^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.46 Obesity Rate.