The Kingdom of Grod Dratia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Terren Lung with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.891 billion Grod Dratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Styria. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Grod Dratian economy, worth 574 trillion leis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,769 leis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bug burgers are extra crunchy, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grod Dratia's national animal is the Gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Cthulu.

Grod Dratia is ranked 217,023^rd in the world and 3,448^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.66 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.