The Republic of Golubyacha Gromada is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neil Josten with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.512 billion Holubyacha Hromadyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holubyachinsk. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Golubyacha Gromadan economy, worth 258 trillion Hryvnias a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,092 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, commemoration of the Great The East Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golubyacha Gromada's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Golubyacha Gromada is ranked 96,939^th in the world and 1,872^nd in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,432.89 Standard Monetary Units.