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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,182ndMost Stationary: 1,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,246th
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Population21.079 billion



The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.079 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The powerhouse Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion goats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 110,571 goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 152,388th in the world and 5,807th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 37.74 Insults Per Minute.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,182ndMost Stationary: 1,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,246thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,035thMost Influential: 2,074thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,532ndSafest: 2,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,744thBest Weather: 3,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,493rdMost Pacifist: 3,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,593rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,840thLargest Governments: 4,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,593rdLargest Populations: 5,756thMost Cultured: 5,978thHighest Economic Output: 6,207thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,266thSmartest Citizens: 8,055thLowest Crime Rates: 8,276thHealthiest Citizens: 9,205thNicest Citizens: 10,047thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,048thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,192ndHighest Drug Use: 17,502ndMost Inclusive: 20,322nd
Most Stationary: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rd in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 181st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 224th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 257th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 278th in the regionNicest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 402nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 403rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 649th in the regionNudest: 679th in the regionMost Inclusive: 714th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 760th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 841st in the regionMost Politically Free: 876th in the region

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