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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 692ndMost Stationary: 1,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,238th
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Population24.999 billion



The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.999 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The powerhouse Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion goats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 114,293 goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 257,256th in the world and 9,741st in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -25.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 692ndMost Stationary: 1,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,755thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,107thMost Influential: 2,414thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,799thSafest: 2,907thBest Weather: 3,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,416thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,442ndMost Pacifist: 3,904thLargest Governments: 5,235thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,304thLargest Populations: 5,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,533rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,729thHighest Economic Output: 6,095thMost Cultured: 6,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,745thSmartest Citizens: 8,118thLowest Crime Rates: 9,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,312thHighest Food Quality: 9,547thNicest Citizens: 10,856thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,848thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,025thMost Developed: 21,443rdMost Inclusive: 21,900thHighest Drug Use: 25,124th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 96th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 98th in the regionSafest: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 144th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 211th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 228th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 287th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 294th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 305th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 355th in the regionNicest Citizens: 366th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 437th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 448th in the regionTop
Nudest: 538th in the regionMost Developed: 575th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 680th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 694th in the regionMost Inclusive: 727th in the region

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