The Grand Democracy of Washingtonian Order is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Council with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.984 billion Washorderians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Seavernon. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Washingtonian Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Verners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,588 Verners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, Mount Seavernon University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washingtonian Order's national animal is the Goldfishen, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Washingtonian Order is ranked 96,750^th in the world and 1,490^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,172.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.