The Republic of Azosd is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Quano Zalan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.331 billion Azosdians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izova. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Azosdian economy, worth 836 trillion Kazoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,246 Kazoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Azosd commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, bars are packed at all hours, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Azosd's national animal is the Zokor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azosd is ranked 6,585^th in the world and 111^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,666.92 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.