The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.853 billion Caymarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,392 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 170,868 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caymarnia is ranked 321,466^th in the world and 4,742^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.