The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.374 billion Caymarnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,019 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caymarnia is ranked 72,052^nd in the world and 2,830^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,712.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.