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Workers of the world, unite!
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,500thLowest Crime Rates: 2,093rdLargest Black Market: 2,412th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Caymarnia

Population14.374 billion

CapitalCaymarnigrad
LeaderPresident Madero

Currencypeople's mark
Animalgryphon

The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.374 billion Caymarnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,019 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caymarnia is ranked 72,052nd in the world and 2,830th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,712.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,500thLowest Crime Rates: 2,093rdLargest Black Market: 2,412thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,441stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,583rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,855thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,345thMost Influential: 3,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,770thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,804thMost Patriotic: 5,172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,728thHighest Economic Output: 5,965thLargest Mining Sector: 6,310thMost Stationary: 6,555thHighest Average Incomes: 7,177thLargest Governments: 8,753rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,575thBest Weather: 12,800thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,030thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,876thMost Secular: 14,781stSmartest Citizens: 15,821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,101stMost Developed: 19,257thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,553rdLargest Populations: 21,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,483rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 106th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Patriotic: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 145th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 161st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Influential: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 230th in the regionLargest Governments: 249th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 276th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 319th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 375th in the regionBest Weather: 391st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 397th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 496th in the regionMost Developed: 514th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 668th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 724th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 787th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 931st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Caymarnia was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
  • : Caymarnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Caymarnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Caymarnia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

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