Live and let die
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 939thRudest Citizens: 952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,457th
The Cannibalistic Wasteland of
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Population14.711 billion

CapitalIle Du Haast
LeaderKim Don Zeus
FaithEaster Worshipophobia

CurrencyAborted Foetus
AnimalRetired Porn Star

The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.711 billion Cunning Horis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 3,041 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,771 Aborted Foetuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and Kim Don Zeus's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.

ReeK is ranked 2,890th in the world and 94th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,273.4 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 939thRudest Citizens: 952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,457thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,467thMost Influential: 1,527thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,062ndTop
Safest: 2,303rdMost Cultured: 2,775thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,911thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,917thBest Weather: 2,931stMost Developed: 3,024thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,469thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,844thSmartest Citizens: 3,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,199thHighest Economic Output: 4,220thMost Stationary: 4,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,359thMost Devout: 5,135thHighest Average Incomes: 5,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,152ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,171stHealthiest Citizens: 8,228thLargest Governments: 8,366thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,133rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,440thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,295thLargest Populations: 14,760thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,248th
Rudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 68th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionMost Stationary: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionMost Devout: 140th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 199th in the regionLargest Governments: 201st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 249th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 365th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 450th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 806th in the regionNudest: 848th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, Kim Don Zeus's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : ReeK voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : ReeK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : ReeK voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Bytes, Urimel, Roliganistan, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, The Empire of Rijelv, Kaigi, Unger under over, Freedom Fascists, Biggstonia, Norport, Republic of Berzerkistan, Euricanis, Ridann, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Squid Ruinosa, Galve, Wizardonia, Federated States of Zootron, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Harro Waarudho, Davinhia, Adolanta, Goodnamesarerare, Propwash, Kangarawa, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Slys Paws, Bai Lung, Dragonia, Lanagon, Kriov, Axdel, Talitoa, New Leganes, Trimmania, Brotherland, Dark Edgyness, Aihon, Kyrloth, Pengnia, H-Zhena, Kucia, Headpat Central, Kagorg Bra Corna, Wanabe, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Taurora, Kelsyth, and 102 others.Joundia, Canwyr Cymraig, Akorial, CopyCato, Arcanama, The Almighty Country, Tshana, Sansangra, Eagas, Wiranath, Bakaworld, Am Echad, Imperial Akatsuki, Riveraland, Zang0, Amjedia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Bullpups, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Broengtopia, Kyrtizhan, Hizuru, British Calradia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Endertopias, Neruch, Indrapore, United China Nation, Rhealaliit, The United Asian Republics, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, BearStackof2015, Matdor, Pakitsk, Kilkire, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Enlil, Grossvietnam, The Death Syndicate, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Interdimensional Waifus, East Malaysia, Evrigenis, The Militarius Imperium, Rainbow Vests, Merlovich, Asendavia, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Republic of New India, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, Azureano, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, Ripsylvania, Rohanland, BuciLand, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, Merkez, Roissyland, The Eternal Land of Jong, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Sovietsoyuz, Imprisoned Freeman, Quinto Piano, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Arcady-Asclepia, Newoak, Survivoristan, Chriona, Gyp Land, Samaltak True, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Blobbo, Ephem, Modra, New Maiya, Forktoon, Oofery, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Sunsistan, Oerkar, and Neue Leipzig.

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