Live and let die
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,271st
The Cannibalistic Wasteland of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.61 billion

CapitalIle Du Haast
LeaderKim Don Zeus
FaithEaster Worshipophobia

CurrencyAborted Foetus
AnimalRetired Porn Star

The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.61 billion Cunning Horis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 3,983 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,051 Aborted Foetuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.

ReeK is ranked 257,116th in the world and 9,780th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -25.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,271stRudest Citizens: 1,315thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,781stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,821stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,936thMost Influential: 1,963rdSafest: 2,127thMost Cultured: 2,343rdMost Developed: 2,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,480thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,928thBest Weather: 2,966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,969thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,703rdMost Stationary: 3,731stHighest Economic Output: 3,769thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,363rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,216thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,662ndMost Patriotic: 5,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,378thMost Efficient Economies: 6,423rdHighest Food Quality: 7,436thLargest Governments: 10,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,180thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,490thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,332ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,397thLargest Populations: 13,413th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75th in the regionMost Stationary: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionBest Weather: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 115th in the regionMost Patriotic: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 151st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 167th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 170th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 233rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionLargest Governments: 281st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 287th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 342nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 459th in the regionTop
Nudest: 541st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 544th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 674th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : ReeK endorsed The United Kingdom of Triumphiam.
  • : ReeK endorsed The Kingdom of Atlantis of the Sands.
  • : ReeK was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Triumphiam.
  • : ReeK was endorsed by The Kingdom of Atlantis of the Sands.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : ReeK voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : ReeK voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 158 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Roliganistan, The Empire of Rijelv, Kaigi, Unger under over, Freedom Fascists, Republic of Berzerkistan, Euricanis, Ridann, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Federated States of Zootron, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Harro Waarudho, Davinhia, Goodnamesarerare, Propwash, Kangarawa, Slys Paws, Bai Lung, Dragonia, Lanagon, Kriov, Axdel, Talitoa, New Leganes, Trimmania, Brotherland, Aihon, Pengnia, Kucia, Headpat Central, Kagorg Bra Corna, Wanabe, Taurora, The Almighty Country, Tshana, Wiranath, Zang0, Amjedia, Bullpups, VW53Aland, Kyrtizhan, Hizuru, Indrapore, United China Nation, Rhealaliit, BearStackof2015, Pakitsk, Kilkire, and 108 others.Kalaratri, Enlil, Grossvietnam, The Death Syndicate, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Rainbow Vests, Asendavia, Fellon, Azureano, Lingu, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Samaltak True, Stellar Colonies, Coruh, Oofery, FreedomIand, Dravida India, Debluu, ArenaC, CheeseBurrito, From New World, Kublam, Empire of Dabiristan, Cacnesia, ReReReRepublic, Juliania Secundus, Adolanta, The Solar Ottomans, North Bernia, Eastern Alksearia, Modra, Distro-Spartica, Spiruvania, Vessarlian, Veterans Association, Aquyia, Aivintis, Preat, Dahom, Layngderfleethe, Lilisk, Formaro, Blobbo, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, British Calradia, Canadian Technocrats, Sansangra, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Auslivia, Dannemarie, Isahaak, Albrook, Republic of Restaks, Chalan, Arcadiam, Verconia, Perah, Romanoddle Republic, East Deslang, Land of Corporations, Eagas, Thurland, Evrigenis, Blobon, Sandboxford, Osterai, Rikos Isles, Xogunato Tokugawa, Mardom, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Kagunya, Nevertopia, Bogliqia, Tassirion, Konneticut, Valerite, Hosoven, Pekweng, United Commonwealth of American States, Ykrein, The Marlands, Pizzapizzalandia, Under Upper Antartica, Merlovich, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, New Black Earth, Nociav, Zohaib, Craiman, EmpireBR, Agave, Wakeopolis, Frankinstan, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Kaldrbuth, Shauvania, Asark, Urbi et orbi, Isole Ionie, Wrangle, Lyonea, Atlantis of the Sands, and Triumphiam.