The Republic of Singapore3 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ryan Gass Kang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.601 billion Singaporeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Changi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Singapore3ian economy, worth 771 trillion SGDS a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,483 SGDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Eagle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, bike rage is all the rage, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singapore3's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singapore3 is ranked 58,178^th in the world and 626^th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 201.5 cheeks per square mile.