The Federation of Romanoddle Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.751 billion Romanoddlians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romanopolis. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanoddle Republician economy, worth 252 trillion Romadollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,304 Romadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanoddle Republic's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Romanoddle Republic is ranked 6,848^th in the world and 226^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.51 bananas ingested per day.