The Confederacy of Ubecc is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate population of 7.965 billion Cebuanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Cebuano Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,392 Cebuano Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Ubecc flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, and private surgeons have been told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubecc's national animal is the Marcos killer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ubecc is ranked 11,416^th in the world and 225^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 89.99 quips per hour.