The Delequine of Marrabuk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.631 billion Marrabukians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,520 Marrabuk Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Marrabukian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and on-duty Air Marrabuk flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 168,216^th in the world and 7,777^th in The East Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.76 Missed References Per Hour.