The Most Handsome of Marrabuk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.498 billion Marrabukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,516 Marrabuk Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 3,622^nd in the world and 126^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,755.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.