The United Biomes of Snrubton is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wolfman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.257 billion Snrubtonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lynx City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Snrubtonian economy, worth 590 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,415 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, solid-gold toilets are Snrubtonian prisons' least expensive furnishings, umbrellas are back in fashion, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime is totally unknown. Snrubton's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Walrus Appreciation.

Snrubton is ranked 152,367^th in the world and 1,953^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 943.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.