The Supreme Oilarchy of New Leganes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Her Supreme Oilgarch Areuína Karnéias with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.935 billion oil-devouted Cukishes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privoiltia Tauroillien. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient oil-devouted Cukish economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion oil drops a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,656 oil drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Leganes's national animal is the oiliflying kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Leganes is ranked 16,998^th in the world and 412^th in The East Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.6 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.