The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.006 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 299,640 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The comic book series 'Big Cheese and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Big Cheese, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 4,693^rd in the world and 69^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,965.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.