The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.87 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,123 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,676 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Structures are raised on promises, surveillance cameras are banned, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime is almost non-existent. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 41,154^th in the world and 474^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,409.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.