The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.756 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,143 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 276,323 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 2,072^nd in the world and 49^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,396.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.