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Rudest Citizens: 232ndLargest Retail Industry: 316thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 624th
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Population7.756 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.756 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,143 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 276,323 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 2,072nd in the world and 49th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,396.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 232ndLargest Retail Industry: 316thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 624thMost Rebellious Youth: 654thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 835thMost Valuable International Artwork: 950thFattest Citizens: 1,089thHighest Drug Use: 1,125thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,131stMost Inclusive: 1,137thMost Influential: 1,470thNicest Citizens: 1,476thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,553rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,642ndSmartest Citizens: 2,044thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,072ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,201stHighest Food Quality: 2,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,406thMost Cultured: 2,449thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,944thMost Efficient Economies: 3,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,399thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,834thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,023rdMost Pacifist: 5,161stLargest Governments: 5,239thHighest Economic Output: 8,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,488thNudest: 9,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,687thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,260thTop
Most Armed: 13,655thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,981stMost Stationary: 16,915thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,288thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,518thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,046thMost Politically Free: 21,367thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,131stLargest Mining Sector: 24,417thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,390thHighest Crime Rates: 25,790th
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionMost Politically Free: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 73rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 150th in the regionNudest: 180th in the regionMost Pacifist: 184th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 230th in the regionMost Armed: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 273rd in the regionMost Stationary: 288th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 293rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 296th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 420th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 531st in the regionLargest Populations: 536th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 541st in the regionMost Extreme: 548th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 594th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 670th in the regionMost Developed: 734th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 788th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 795th in the regionLargest Black Market: 955th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Queendom of Lyonea.
  • : CheeseBurrito was endorsed by The Queendom of Lyonea.


World Assembly

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