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Peace and Justice
Rudest Citizens: 353rdLargest Retail Industry: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 700th
The Republic of
Anarchy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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CheeseBurrito

Population3.612 billion

CapitalCheesetopia
LeaderBig Cheese

Currencydollar
Animalswan

The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.612 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 812 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,003 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, refugees from other nations are flocking to CheeseBurrito's border, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is almost non-existent. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 204,244th in the world and 8,020th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -579.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 353rdLargest Retail Industry: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 700thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,108thMost Inclusive: 1,593rdFattest Citizens: 1,626thMost Influential: 1,725thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,911thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,457thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,558thSmartest Citizens: 3,823rdMost Cultured: 4,050thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,526thHighest Average Incomes: 4,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,085thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,202ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 10,484thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,015thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,171stMost Politically Free: 12,476thLargest Governments: 12,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,306thHighest Drug Use: 18,397thMost Extreme: 18,662ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,383rd
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 87th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionMost Politically Free: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 109th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 116th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 141st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 237th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 265th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 310th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 314th in the regionLargest Governments: 343rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 347th in the regionMost Pacifist: 367th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 477th in the regionMost Stationary: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 518th in the regionNudest: 649th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 650th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 655th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 700th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 710th in the regionMost Armed: 765th in the regionLargest Populations: 792nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, refugees from other nations are flocking to CheeseBurrito's border.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : CheeseBurrito resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered CheeseBurritoan weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.

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