The Alpaca Vatoran Republic of Ayaupia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by V Naaste - R Cortec - U Onosnel with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.471 billion Ayaupians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayoo. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ayaupian economy, worth 473 trillion Oliscicas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,176 Oliscicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the news is showing footage of V Naaste - R Cortec - U Onosnel bullying an old man to the point of tears, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayaupia's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ayaupia is ranked 41,505^th in the world and 892^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.07 law-abiding acts per hour.