The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.932 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 20,830 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 549,154 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Elejamie, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 213,542^nd in the world and 1,388^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 386 billion Standard Monetary Units.