The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.862 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 20,781 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 548,876 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Elejamie's pristine beaches, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, lavish state dinners in Coventry are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and write-in candidate 'Mark Costello Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime is totally unknown. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 377^th in the world and 4^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 21,725.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.