The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.987 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 17,724 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 521,495 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annual tax returns take at least two years to complete, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime is totally unknown. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 8,510^th in the world and 136^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,853.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.