The Carpet bomber next door of Qpebanda is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 594 million Kyrasis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jisdunju. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The powerhouse Kyrasian economy, worth 48.0 trillion zommars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,831 zommars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,715 per year while the poor average 11,762, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, playing card suits are sold separately, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Qpebanda's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qpebanda is ranked 64,356^th in the world and 816^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 25.82 flags saluted per person per day.