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Twirling Toward Freedom
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,502ndMost Influential: 5,782ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,944th
The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tea Jol

Population928 million

CapitalGalapagos
LeaderMr Moyer

Currencykrona
Animalturtle

The Colony of Tea Jol is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Moyer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 928 million Tea Jolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galapagos. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tea Jolian economy, worth 96.3 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 103,787 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Jol's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tea Jol is ranked 27,423rd in the world and 801st in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 51.65 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,502ndMost Influential: 5,782ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,944thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,241stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,542ndSafest: 11,124thLargest Retail Industry: 12,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,284thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,585thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,201stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,876thHighest Food Quality: 18,838thLowest Crime Rates: 19,187thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,088thBest Weather: 21,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,281stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,334thHealthiest Citizens: 21,646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,433rdMost Patriotic: 25,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,538th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 301st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 338th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 347th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 358th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 360th in the regionSafest: 378th in the regionMost Influential: 412th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 439th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 506th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 538th in the regionMost Patriotic: 568th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 585th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 595th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 605th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 642nd in the regionBest Weather: 666th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 673rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 692nd in the regionLargest Governments: 734th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 780th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 801st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 804th in the regionMost Developed: 866th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 869th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 895th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,058th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,059th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tea Jol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • : Tea Jol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the Tea Jol Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.

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