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Bai Lung

Population31.861 billion

LeaderLin Zhang

CurrencyBai Lungese Dollar
AnimalTiger Pig and Man

The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.861 billion Bai Lungeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 14,161 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 444,467 Bai Lungese Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 4,129th in the world and 109th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 156.92 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 68thLargest Mining Sector: 96thLargest Insurance Industry: 111thFattest Citizens: 132ndMost Avoided: 159thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 164thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177thHighest Disposable Incomes: 179thHighest Economic Output: 188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 211thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 296thMost Efficient Economies: 358thLowest Crime Rates: 407thHighest Average Incomes: 486thMost Corrupt Governments: 747thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 779thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 916thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 932ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 950thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 993rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,247thMost Stationary: 1,342ndLargest Populations: 1,701stLargest Retail Industry: 1,711thMost Influential: 1,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,993rdLargest Governments: 2,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,178thTop
Most Armed: 2,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,296thLargest Black Market: 3,697thRudest Citizens: 4,129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,943rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,301stSmartest Citizens: 9,181stSafest: 9,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,648thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,413th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 134th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionSafest: 325th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 533rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 820th in the region

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