The Republic of Amabilis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pavel Rutkovsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.179 billion Amabilisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tondo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Amabilisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,268 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,871 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by an Eagle, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes. Crime is moderate. Amabilis's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nashrelig.

Amabilis is ranked 114,924^th in the world and 1,934^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -24.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.