Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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A mean old man

Population23.552 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.552 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,152 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,162 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 175,626th in the world and 7,191st in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -149.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200thLargest Insurance Industry: 208thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 413thLargest Agricultural Sector: 567thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 608thHighest Economic Output: 669thMost Corrupt Governments: 746thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 756thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,059thHighest Average Incomes: 1,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,227thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,320thMost Influential: 1,479thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,393rdLargest Black Market: 2,723rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,760thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,976thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,235thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,710thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,910thLargest Populations: 4,257thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,971stBest Weather: 6,212thLargest Governments: 6,762ndFattest Citizens: 6,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,685thMost Secular: 8,489thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,070thMost Efficient Economies: 15,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,241stHighest Drug Use: 20,660th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 145th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 176th in the regionBest Weather: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 232nd in the regionMost Secular: 302nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 391st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 412th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 486th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 530th in the regionRudest Citizens: 552nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 584th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 737th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 801st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 810th in the region

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