| Population | 32.859 billion |
| Capital | the world |
| Leader | a tired and angry old fart |
| Faith | forgotten |
| Currency | colostomy bag |
| Animal | really old cat |
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.859 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth an astonishing 11,214 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,306 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
A mean old man is ranked 11,662nd in the world and 196th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 64.58 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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A mean old man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of Soulandiand.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Allied States of Libertore.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Brusselium.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Confederacy of Alpine Paradise.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Oppressed Peoples of Sour Kingland.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Republic of Greater Cyrodil.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Principality of Aindus.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Federation of Naurasia.
- : A mean old man endorsed
The Federation of Solanara.
World Assembly
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