Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 33rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121st
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
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A mean old man

Population27.65 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.65 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 9,565 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,937 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 255,631st in the world and 9,983rd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.46 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 33rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121stLargest Insurance Industry: 203rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 245thMost Influential: 302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 461stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 564thHighest Economic Output: 678thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 862ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,005thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,055thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,106thHighest Average Incomes: 1,526thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,618thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,349thLowest Crime Rates: 2,522ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,729thLargest Black Market: 2,994thLargest Mining Sector: 3,380thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,588thMost Patriotic: 3,845thLargest Populations: 3,976thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,068thBest Weather: 5,214thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,375thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,755thLargest Governments: 7,186thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,366thMost Secular: 9,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,931stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,085thFattest Citizens: 23,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,647th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 111th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionBest Weather: 157th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Governments: 210th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Secular: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 349th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 363rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 400th in the regionFattest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 451st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 478th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 526th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 533rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 573rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 598th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 666th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 876th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 902nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 939th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 985th in the region

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