Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State
Commissioner of EPPS | Vizier
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A mean old man

Population24.754 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.754 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,510 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,820 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 241,395th in the world and 8,706th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -43.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117thLargest Insurance Industry: 220thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 243rdMost Influential: 295thHighest Disposable Incomes: 430thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 648thHighest Economic Output: 691stMost Corrupt Governments: 821stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 851stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,373rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,637thLowest Crime Rates: 2,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,390thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,611thLargest Black Market: 2,900thLargest Mining Sector: 3,169thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,493rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,594thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,939thLargest Populations: 4,185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,334thBest Weather: 5,576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,696thLargest Governments: 6,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,109thFattest Citizens: 7,164thMost Secular: 8,926thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,500thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,832nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 183rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220th in the regionMost Secular: 300th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 396th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 486th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 496th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 505th in the regionRudest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 573rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 633rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 746th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 843rd in the region

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