The Pink Holy Christmas of Axdel is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ñami Xuli Alaya with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.876 billion Axdelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asceña. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Axdelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,648 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, and several universities in Axdel have assembled expensive research teams to explore and study new lands and old ruins (Axdel has found 6 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Axdel's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Egg Hunting.

Axdel is ranked 42,795^th in the world and 519^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 35.31 flags saluted per person per day.