The Federation in absentia of Allinburg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ㏚ Martha Morrow ＆ ㏘ Josh Morrison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.273 billion Allineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barston. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Allinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,820 trillion Allinean marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 311,306 Allinean marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Allineans made a dessert and called it peace, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime is totally unknown. Allinburg's national animal is the purplehead eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Allinburg is ranked 6,522^nd in the world and 109^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,704.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.