The Federal Republic of Allinburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by ㏚ Martha Morrow ＆ ㏘ Josh Morrison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.998 billion Allineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barston. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Allinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion Allinean marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,786 Allinean marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime is totally unknown. Allinburg's national animal is the purplehead eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Allinburg is ranked 2,345^th in the world and 4^th in The Free Nations Region for Healthiest Citizens, with 26.23 bananas ingested per day.