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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,466thMost Influential: 2,102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,654th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population15.054 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 15.054 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,870 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 5,520th in the world and 182nd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 19.03 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,466thMost Influential: 2,102ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,654thBest Weather: 3,545thLowest Crime Rates: 4,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,606thMost Inclusive: 4,680thHighest Food Quality: 4,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,897thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,412thHealthiest Citizens: 5,520thLargest Governments: 6,012thMost Cultured: 6,031stMost Stationary: 6,134thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,154thMost Developed: 6,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,976thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,281stMost Efficient Economies: 7,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,913thHighest Economic Output: 8,393rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,512thSmartest Citizens: 8,587thSafest: 10,650thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,210thTop
Nicest Citizens: 15,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,816thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,754thMost Secular: 19,144thLargest Populations: 19,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,963rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,487thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,346th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Stationary: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 97th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Populations: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Developed: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 208th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 330th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 338th in the regionSafest: 359th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 394th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionNicest Citizens: 499th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 523rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 560th in the regionMost Secular: 599th in the regionMost Patriotic: 631st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 667th in the region

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