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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,036thMost Influential: 2,052ndBest Weather: 3,668th
The Federal Republic of
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population11.231 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.231 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,779 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Drunken Seal Islands's hospitals, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and Drunken Seal Islands has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 119,406th in the world and 4,441st in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 47.9 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,036thMost Influential: 2,052ndTop
Best Weather: 3,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,899thLowest Crime Rates: 4,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,760thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,279thMost Inclusive: 5,479thMost Cultured: 5,890thHealthiest Citizens: 6,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,889thLargest Governments: 7,162ndSafest: 7,194thMost Stationary: 7,321stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,394thMost Developed: 7,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,618thMost Efficient Economies: 10,650thHighest Economic Output: 10,804thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,595thMost Secular: 14,654thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,804thHighest Average Incomes: 17,696thMost Income Equality: 18,690th
Most Influential: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost Stationary: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionMost Cultured: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionLargest Populations: 178th in the regionMost Inclusive: 180th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 222nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th in the regionSafest: 231st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 283rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 395th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 465th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 468th in the regionMost Secular: 494th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 503rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 592nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 752nd in the region

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