The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 15.054 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,870 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Republic of TheHurricane.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Republic of TheHurricane.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Most Serene Republic of West Latium.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of West Latium.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
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