The Kingdom of Isualia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Winston with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate population of 8.925 billion Isualians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isonmouth. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Isualian economy, worth 854 trillion Isualian Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,777 Isualian Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Decongestants have replaced Isualian Rials in street transactions, a flying elephant and King Winston share the same nickname, artists are pillars of society, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isualia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isualia is ranked 9,555^th in the world and 224^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,718.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.