The Ship Fleet of Loreintor is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Halley with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.43 billion Loreintorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porkupines. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Loreintorian economy, worth 429 trillion Tors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,865 Tors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loreintor's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Raiden.

Loreintor is ranked 61,899^th in the world and 2,638^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,501.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.