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Most Influential: 7,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,428thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,970th
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Population4.43 billion



The Ship Fleet of Loreintor is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Halley with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.43 billion Loreintorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porkupines. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Loreintorian economy, worth 429 trillion Tors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,865 Tors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loreintor's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Raiden.

Loreintor is ranked 61,899th in the world and 2,638th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,501.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 7,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,428thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,970thNicest Citizens: 12,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,357thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,579thMost Inclusive: 15,521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,013thSafest: 16,053rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,923rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,969thHighest Food Quality: 19,992ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,610thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,999thSmartest Citizens: 22,116thMost Pacifist: 24,640thHealthiest Citizens: 26,231stLowest Crime Rates: 26,555thHighest Drug Use: 27,667th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 252nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 285th in the regionNudest: 324th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 391st in the regionNicest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 420th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Influential: 461st in the regionMost Inclusive: 506th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 524th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 585th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 588th in the regionSafest: 590th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 607th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 627th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 627th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 639th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 660th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 661st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 698th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 709th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 744th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 768th in the regionLargest Governments: 796th in the regionMost Cultured: 816th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 829th in the regionLargest Populations: 869th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 882nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 885th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 906th in the regionMost Developed: 945th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 982nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 982nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 989th in the regionBest Weather: 1,169th in the region

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