The Democratic States of Impia Aghte is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.652 billion Impia Aghteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ucofia. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impia Aghtean economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Guilder Florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,768 Guilder Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impia Aghte's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Impia Aghte is ranked 13,830^th in the world and 436^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.55 bananas ingested per day.