The Democratic States of Impia Aghte is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 17.895 billion Impia Aghteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ucofia. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impia Aghtean economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,262 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impia Aghte's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Impia Aghte is ranked 322,976^th in the world and 4,076^th in The East Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.1 on the Bus Surprisal Index.