The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.168 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 8,169 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 475,834 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, billions of Kroner are spent to take high-quality photos of the Jolly Giraffe Nebula, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 679^th in the world and 11^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 17,874.43 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.