治小国,若烹大鲜 Gorm den Gamle
Most Secular: 27thHighest Disposable Incomes: 255thLargest Retail Industry: 269th
The Kongelige Forbund of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.15 billion

LeaderGorm den Gamle

AnimalPlayful Panda

The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.15 billion Roliganer hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 5,040 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 414,895 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,246,548 per year while the poor average 107,794, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 269th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 54,349.96 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 27thHighest Disposable Incomes: 255thLargest Retail Industry: 269thSmartest Citizens: 363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 468thMost Efficient Economies: 510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 521stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 569thLargest Publishing Industry: 604thHealthiest Citizens: 761stMost Inclusive: 763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 796thHighest Average Incomes: 836thMost Scientifically Advanced: 838thHighest Food Quality: 876thRudest Citizens: 900thMost Valuable International Artwork: 911thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 925thMost Developed: 929thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 949thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,050thMost Pacifist: 1,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,202ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,325thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,564thMost Influential: 1,765thLargest Governments: 1,801stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,890thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,072ndSafest: 2,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,212thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,425thHighest Economic Output: 2,568thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,605thTop
Most Cultured: 2,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,541stLargest Mining Sector: 5,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,159thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,239thMost Stationary: 9,289thNicest Citizens: 10,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,772ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 21,943rd
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 96th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Stationary: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 159th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionLargest Populations: 206th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionNudest: 332nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 359th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 444th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 746th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Roliganistan endorsed The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
  • : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Roliganistan was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, artists are pillars of society.


World Assembly

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