The TP State of Cornholiolands is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Cornholio with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.419 billion Cornholios are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornopolis. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cornholiolandsian economy, worth 974 trillion Teepees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,419 Teepees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The blood, sweat, and tears of poor Cornholios make research institutes rich, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornholiolands's national animal is the Corn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cornholioism.

Cornholiolands is ranked 322,069^th in the world and 4,085^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.38 average smiles per day.