The Republic of Aihon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by James with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.635 billion Aihonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieuwe Opstandsstad. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aihonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,773 trillion Jeens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,806 Jeens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the endangered saltwater humpback Raven is only seen in captivity programs, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aihon's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aihon is ranked 301,233^rd in the world and 4,875^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,952.25 Standard Monetary Units.