The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pinuno with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.33 billion Monezambiqueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth a remarkable 2,600 trillion tararas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,932 tararas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, protestors are soaking piles of tararas in blood to make a point about government incomes, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 40,797^th in the world and 841^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 105.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.