The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Pinuno with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.104 billion Monezambiqueans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth a remarkable 3,602 trillion tararas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 223,693 tararas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and foreign workers are flooding in as tararas flood out. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 12,329^th in the world and 140^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,170.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.