The Socialist Kakistocracy of Debluu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sai Ann Nyde with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.972 billion Debluuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depinq. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Debluuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion bleus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,654 bleus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, Sai Ann Nyde spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, anti-government web sites are springing up, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debluu's national animal is the bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Memeism.

Debluu is ranked 312,976^th in the world and 5,046^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.42 flags saluted per person per day.