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The Smartest Citizens in The East Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 8,834th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.The People's Republic of GoodnamesarerareDemocratic Socialists“Bush sucks!”
2.The United States of Greater SomaliaLeft-wing Utopia“For my clan”
3.The Nomadic Peoples of LudewaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
4.The Unified Tracts of ElejamieCivil Rights Lovefest“Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est”
5.The Restored Empire of NatopiaLeft-Leaning College State“The Legend Shall Never Die”
6.The Federation of Republic of BerzerkistanCivil Rights Lovefest“Justice , Freedom, Happy”
7.The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of RijelvLeft-wing Utopia“Vigilance and pride”
8.The Kongelige Forbund of RoliganistanNew York Times Democracy“治小国,若烹大鲜”
9.The Merchant Emirate of New CaitareaCorporate Bordello“Prosperity, Industry, Glory”
10.The Socialist Republic of The Almighty CountryLiberal Democratic Socialists“God is Dead”
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