The Republic of Uttawak is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.508 billion Uttawakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uttagrad. The average income tax rate is 28.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Uttawakian economy, worth 308 trillion Uttawakian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 122,856 Uttawakian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uttawak's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Uttawak is ranked 50,196^th in the world and 492^nd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 208.25 cheeks per square mile.