The Shadow Viceroy and Vizier of Eastern Alksearia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Dorothea with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.645 billion Alkari are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urgia-Nova. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkari economy, worth 420 trillion Alkserain coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,574 Alkserain coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Eastern Alksearia are highly popular tourist destinations, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alksearia's national animal is the Le Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Xaethos.

Eastern Alksearia is ranked 17,373^rd in the world and 493^rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,889.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.