The Democratic Republic of New Timolandia is a large, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 161 million New Timolandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped New Timolandian economy, worth 5.98 trillion timiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 37,138 timiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, the New Timolandian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Timolandia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Timolandia is ranked 292,842^nd in the world and 2,425^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 161 million capita.