The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Frigidus with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.871 billion Maltitalerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Urbo de Maltitalerland. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltitalerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,228 trillion mFLies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,077 mFLies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maltitalerland's national animal is the Samoyed Cat-Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nova Islamo.

Maltitalerland is ranked 270,173^rd in the world and 4,336^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.