The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.471 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Comrade economy, worth a remarkable 7,873 trillion Tiempoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,707 Tiempoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Almighty Country's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is XD.

The Almighty Country is ranked 3,664^th in the world and 51^st in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,946.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.