The Holy Potato Democracy of Hieggary is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Hál Liyré with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.827 billion Hieggarins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jortiny. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hieggaric economy, worth 845 trillion Cjoyïrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 95,796 Cjoyïrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, smoking is banned in public areas, Hieggary's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hieggary's national animal is the Sjedgg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hieggary is ranked 25,209^th in the world and 1^st in Weffle for Highest Poor Incomes, with 82,134.36 Standard Monetary Units.