The Democracy of Northern Guyeds Koblinge is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by välvilja with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.329 billion Northern Guyeds Koblingeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouverset. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobliean economy, worth 671 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,178 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being välvilja has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Guyeds Koblinge's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Guyeds Koblinge is ranked 314,456^th in the world and 5,144^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -17.61 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.